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Who Are They?
Last year, I realized a lot of the negative thoughts I was getting dropped off heavily around early May when finals got out. I was living by campus, in the...
Clifton Beef – “Holidays Are Over” [PREMIERE]
This “Holidays Are Over” cut is the first song I wrote and recorded since you left me for dead last year – again (January 11). But when the slavemasters win...
Clifton Beef – “28” [PREMIERE]
I’ve been a slave for a long time. I don’t know if it’s the full 28, since age 7-8, or 10, or 14-16, but I’ve been whipped and chained for...
Clifton Beef – “Up Nort Cold” [PREMIERE]
I’ve been fighting off Nazis my entire life. When I started doing this moving gig at Two Men and a Truck, some whore emailed into management telling them that I...
Clifton Beef – “Basement Made” [PREMIERE]
Friends thought my inspiration for Basement Made came from past productions we did in Dope’s Basement. College kids presumed it was inspired at my fraternity. Hipsters jumped on the gravy...
