NEWS STORY: I’m happy Jacob Blake and Gaige Grosskreutz survived their recent battles with the great civilization. I’m sad that others of ours did not. They do this a lot and sites like this are good. We can not do certain things when one of us is alive and the other person is dead. Bad. Read da book. Play dee album. Boopity-wowowow-schrambop-zeerwup-pop-pop-voom-rumrumrumrum-loop. I LOVE WIZ-COOON-SIN! (American Translation: Piss-Criminal-Blasphemy).

– Clifton Grefe also known as Beef