Who Are They?
Last year, I realized a lot of the negative thoughts I was getting dropped off heavily around early May when finals got out. I was living by campus, in the...
Clifton Beef – “28” [PREMIERE]
I’ve been a slave for a long time. I don’t know if it’s the full 28, since age 7-8, or 10, or 14-16, but I’ve been whipped and chained for...
Clifton Beef – “Up Nort Cold” [PREMIERE]
I’ve been fighting off Nazis my entire life. When I started doing this moving gig at Two Men and a Truck, some whore emailed into management telling them that I...
Clifton Beef – “Basement Made” [PREMIERE]
Friends thought my inspiration for Basement Made came from past productions we did in Dope’s Basement. College kids presumed it was inspired at my fraternity. Hipsters jumped on the gravy...
Clifton Beef – “Spring Thaw” [PREMIERE]
I’m taking a break from my autobiography to get back into some music. There’s still a lot of research to do but I figure Wisconsin and Hip Hop have been...
Clifton Beef Comes Home For “Nightswim” [PREMIERE]
I long for those late night calls that seem to come in – just as I’m hanging it up for the night. Maybe I had a great night out, but...
Clifton Beef Is “Double Major” [PREMIERE]
I found out that I was God earlier this year. So that’s coo. I’m homeless now though, and I live under a fallen tree – in a swamp. That ain’t...
The Life of Cliff G: ＤＯＧ
UPDATE (November 5, 2018): I’ve heard, telepathically, that posting this book in progress, which is not The Bible or a religious text, is important to freeing me from slavery and...