Clifton Beef – “Chapter III: God” [PREMIERE]

I am the most powerful God and the hardest working human to ever live. And the most talented artist. The survivor. I do the most, literally. Fuck you, hopefully, as...

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Clifton Beef Comes Home For “Nightswim” [PREMIERE]

I long for those late night calls that seem to come in – just as I’m hanging it up for the night. Maybe I had a great night out, but...

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The Life of Cliff G: DOG

UPDATE (November 5, 2018): I’ve heard, telepathically, that posting this book in progress, which is not The Bible or a religious text, is important to freeing me from slavery and...

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Why Wisconsin Voted For Donald Trump: The Coastie Privilege

I’m proud to announce my first book on this monumental day in our history (January 20, 2017). As we move forward, there is a lot to be done. Everyone I’ve...

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