Trusty Midwest Brands For Winter Survival
Up here in Wisconsin you can’t play with the winter gear. Try and be too cute with it, you might fuck around and get frostbit. Homeless run the risk of...
The Safest Future
They’ve been putting something powerfully sedative in my marijuana. It don’t smell like weed. An it ain’t that it’s bunk weed either. I’m smoked Rollins before plenty of times. It’s...
Growing Pains and Standardized Testing
I have had many non-elective surgeries throughout my life. Quite troubling. Bring your big boy pants cause you might piss your bed tonight. My back has hurt since I apparently...
Good Pussy Energy
These ladies have been on my mind a lot over the years. Good times. Definitely. They’ve been on my mind . Seems like I need to be surrounded by women...
It All Started In The Basement Origin Story, Background, Explanation
I was able to predict what hip hop songs would hit radio by age 18. This was after slinging mixtapes out of my backpack, growing up, really backpack trapping the...
Chemtrail, Contrail, What’s The Difference?
Aaron Rodgers recently “outted himself” as a “Chemtrail Conspiracy Theorist”, so now we need to “cancel him”, right? Do like the Internet People and cancel me repeatedly for my entire life...
Clifton Grefe Is The Greatest Rapper Alive
I’m the greatest rapper alive. Now, I’m sure herds of people are confused what I mean by “Rapper” when I’m not just talking about the rappity-rap hip hop emcee. I mean...
The Basement Variety Show
I noticed Youtube don’t show the video category under the info section no more. Not sure if that’s recent or not but I thought they used to list it. Either...