Clifton Beef – “Social Media Influencer, Viral Content Creator”
I have been planning to get a video series of my own going for years now but I kept on pushing to find a videographer to work with. Sadly, I...
I Have Ultrasonic Hearing
I’m like a superhero in that I can hear ultrasonic frequencies and feel electromagnetic fields. Of course, the average American’s first inclination is to call me crazy, psycho, schizo or...
Clifton Beef – “Chapter III: God” [PREMIERE]
I am the most powerful God and the hardest working human to ever live. And the most talented artist. The survivor. I do the most, literally. Fuck you, hopefully, as...
Women Can Heal Me
Women have the natural ability to heal me. I’ve noticed, when I’m in the immediate vicinity of just one woman and no men, my mind generally clears out and some...
Clifton Beef – “Up Nort Cold” [PREMIERE]
I’ve been fighting off Nazis my entire life. When I started doing this moving gig at Two Men and a Truck, some whore emailed into management telling them that I...
Clifton Beef – “Spring Thaw” [PREMIERE]
I’m taking a break from my autobiography to get back into some music. There’s still a lot of research to do but I figure Wisconsin and Hip Hop have been...
Clifton Beef Comes Home For “Nightswim” [PREMIERE]
I long for those late night calls that seem to come in – just as I’m hanging it up for the night. Maybe I had a great night out, but...
Clifton Beef Is “Double Major” [PREMIERE]
I found out that I was God earlier this year. So that’s coo. I’m homeless now though, and I live under a fallen tree – in a swamp. That ain’t...