America Not Sure If Ok To Steal Dead Man’s Jizz Or Nah

The United States of America doesn’t say you can’t steal a man’s “Posthumous” splooge after they’re dead. The science book people with letters in front of their names have discussed...

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M-Spray Transforms Inanimate Objects Into Remote Control Millirobots

A squad of Hong Kongers including Xiong Yang, Wanfeng Shang, Haojian Lu, Yanting Liu, Liu Yang, Rong Tan, Xinyu Wu and Yajing Shen has developed a spray and delivered a...

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Madeline Rosene – “Raised On Porn”, Mansplaining Women’s Rights

Sex positive Madeline Rosene was Raised On Porn and she’s not afraid to sing about it. We’re vocal about our disdain for slutshamers and cunts too. She was back and...

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Chemtrail, Contrail, What’s The Difference?

Aaron Rodgers recently “outted himself” as a “Chemtrail Conspiracy Theorist”, so now we need to “cancel him”, right? Do like the Internet People and cancel me repeatedly for my entire life...

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Clifton Grefe Is The Greatest Rapper Alive

I’m the greatest rapper alive. Now, I’m sure herds of people are confused what I mean by “Rapper” when I’m not just talking about the rappity-rap hip hop emcee. I mean...

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Say They Names: Jacob Blake, Karen (Joseph Rosembaum, Anthony Huber)

NEWS STORY: I’m happy Jacob Blake and Gaige Grosskreutz survived their recent battles with the great civilization. I’m sad that others of ours did not. They do this a lot...

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¿Por Qué No Hablo Más?

Nunca he tenido la capacidad hablar hispana, si les dejas contarlo. No sepa por qué. Es posible que alguien no se tiene la experiencia, el vocabulario, conocimiento o respeto comprenderlo,...

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Soundcloud is The Best Streaming Service for Real Artists

How many times have ya heard someone slander an artist for posting their music to Soundcloud? I have heard it many times. They don’t have any reasoning outside the central...

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